Dallas Strip Clubs: DWTS Season 10: Pam Anderson, Kate Gosselin, The Bachelor join Dancing with …
TALENT LEVEL: 1/10 (You have to exist as a sentient being to have talent)
CHANCES OF WINNING: 1/10 (He’s not disliked as much as Gosselin, but he’s not exactly carrying a Justin Bieber-like legion around in his wake).
COMPETITOR #4: CHAD OCHOCINCO
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco used to be known as Chad Johnson, but changed his name to echo his jersey number (85) in Spanish. An indicator of the man’s intellect: He got the translation wrong. That said, Chad Ochenta y Cinco would be a heck of a mouthful in a Twitter feed.
TALENT LEVEL: Seises Fuera de Diez (Dude has twinkletoes, for sure. That said, he’s as likely to show up with strippers and a pickup truck full of mashed potatoes as fast as perfect a waltz.)