Dallas Adult Entertainment: Dallas meets Dynasty
As Vitellia, Cairns gleefully recycles all the vicious Crawford/Davis gorgons of the ’40s and ’50s.
Her husband’s arch enemy in the meat business is Grainger Haverly (Julien Arnold).
With her husband’s demise, great forces begin to move and a merger of the two is distinctly possible. That is if they can stay alive.
“We have new structures to build and old scores to settle,” she breathes.
Haverly also has two offspring — lovely young ladies (Brianna Buckmaster and Shannon Blanchet).
You can be sure that before this outrageously funny 2 1/2 hours are over, there will be some startling revelations of just who is the parent of whom.
There are a number of other characters, most notably the mysterious Persis Renshaw (Davina Stewart) channelling Mrs. Danvers by way of Joan Collins, and Sheri Somerville as Mrs. Jones, the local prostitute.
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