Dallas Adult Entertainment: Cowboys-Inspired Costumes For The Dallas Lover In You
To that end, Web site Capital Chimes (which is the official newspaper of Capital University, which I have never heard of) has come up with a list of costume ideas for what they term “sarcastic sports fans.” Their Cowboys-inspired getup is dressing like Emmitt Smith when he was on Dancing With The Stars, which is pretty much the same as dressing up as ANY Dancing With The Stars contestant.
Obnoxious, pimp-resembling outfits are perfect for this ensemble.
Yes, but why not simply dress as a pimp instead and cut out the middleman? Folks, we can’t abide by uninspired Cowboys costume suggestions such as this one. I have racked my brain and come up with several alternative ideas for you. If you’re a woman, please dress as a team cheerleader. Goes without saying. But if you’re a dude, consider the following: