Dallas Adult Entertainment: Killer Lucas misses his divine culling in EastEnders
With a standard of acting that rivalled the gang from Scooby-Doo, they found a foot. (Even though it was Trina’s Tree, it was Owen’s. Trina had been safely cremated after Lucas let her bleed to death when she became impaled on a rake – not the most probable for a junkie in London but still.)
The fear of anyone touching Trina’s Memorial Tree has driven Lucas slowly crazy.
He committed the worst act of gardening vandalism the BBC has seen since Blue Peter and took to praying in front of a huge wooden cross he erected in the living room.
Every time Denise tried to get her conjugials, Lucas would jump into a car and go and menace a prostitute. Eventually, confusing the two, it seemed he raped his wife.