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Archive for May, 2010


Dallas Strip Clubs: Thursday Morning Cupcheck – A Guide to Chicago Sports History

Tired of all this Dallas Stars talk that’s been dominating the airwaves? Here’s a welcome change of pace.
Good morning, hockey fans! Here’s hoping you bet the farm on Jaroslav Halak’s 0-9 record when facing 25 or fewer shots this postseason, and became rich beyond any easily-impressed GM’s wildest dreams. Last week we took science and reason and twisted them to our own nefarious purposes to prove Only-God-Knows-What; this week, I was planning on taking a break from the media circus surrounding the Dallas Stars and getting in a little R&R at my favorite rural Illinois strip club,
Phat Cows, but recent events in el mundo de hockey stayed my course. Of course, I’m talking about the historic Stanley Cup Finals matchup between the Chicago Blackhawks and the Philadelphia Flyers, two teams whose last Stanley Cup victories can be measured in geologic terms.

See the full article from “The Daily You™”

Dallas Escorts: Wiehl And Garrett, The Polanski Factor

Having lost friends over the fact that some, even women have defended a man who admitted to raping a 13-year-old child has been very eye-opening to me. Lis and I discussed how people blame the girl. They make statements that she was wild, she was reckless, they blame her mother, never fully blaming the perpetrator of the crime or even taking serious the most recent accusations by actress Charlotte Lewis. Americans like to belittle the way Muslims often treat young girls and women of violent crimes, yet we do so just as easily. We may not commit mercy killings in the name of family honor, but we have no little empathy as a whole for young girls or women who cry rape. Once the public hears that statement, they go into an attack mode to find out the background of the alleged victim. Pointedly, Lis and I agree, that even a prostitute can be raped. The safety of young women and children should mean a lot more to us than it currently does in a civilized society.

See the full article from “LA Canyon News”

Dallas Strip Clubs: American Idol s Brush-Cut To Be Replaced With Bandana-Weave

Can I just put in my two cents and say that this is possibly the greatest idea since someone figured out that wrapping people in togas meant we didn’t have to look at ugly fat people anymore? I think that what American Idol’s been lacking for the past few seasons is a sense of class and dignity, and Bret Michaels is practically synonymous with sophistication. This is a guy who dates multiple women at a time, including some who are strippers/like to offer shots of tequila out of their hoo-has. He clearly doesn’t settle for second-best, and that’s really what America (f*ck yeah!) needs right now. So cheers to you, Bret Michaels, the greatest judge since Paula Abdul; I can only assume that even with your various hemorrhages and strokes, you are still less brain-damaged than she is.

See the full article from “Before It’s News”

Dallas Adult Entertainment: Cowboy not happy with Plan D

For a rookie who has yet to play a game, Dez Bryant sure does stir things up.
First it was the story about how Miami management, in their pre-draft interview with Bryant, asked him point-blank if his mother were a prostitute.
Now Bryant’s play in Dallas has Patrick Crayton demanding a trade so he can catch on with a team that actually wants him.
Crayton is convinced, perhaps not erroneously, that the only reason the Dallas Cowboys are keeping him around, is for insurance should one of Miles Austin, Roy Williams, or Bryant either fail to meet expectations, come up lame, or fail to continue to produce.
Crayton’s plea, and it’s a legitimate one, is if he’s only being kept around as Plan D, give him his release so he can catch on with someone else before all the teams have their rosters pretty much set.

See the full article from “Toronto Sun”

Dallas Escorts: Crayton in Dallas for insurance?

For a rookie who has yet to play a game, Dez Bryant sure does stir things up.
First it was the story about how Miami management, in their pre-draft interview with Bryant, asked him point-blank if his mother were a prostitute.
Now Bryants play in Dallas has Patrick Crayton demanding a trade so he can catch on with a team that actually wants him.
Crayton is convinced, perhaps not erroneously, that the only reason the Dallas Cowboys are keeping him around, is for insurance should one of Miles Austin, Roy Williams, or Bryant either fail to meet expectations, come up lame, or fail to continue to produce.
Craytons plea, and its a legitimate one, is if hes only being kept around as Plan D, give him his release so he can catch on with someone else before all the teams have their rosters pretty much set.

See the full article from “CANOE”

Dallas Strip Clubs: Cincinnati Cowboys?

He was even failing drug tests without even being under contract with any NFL team at one point.
And now here we are, with perhaps the most mercurial of them all, Adam Pacman Jones, a Cincinnati Bengal.
Throw in former defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer and the Bengals are employing ex-Dallas problem-children in all aspects of the game.
While only one incident of Pacmans many well-documented legal altercations happened while under contract with the Cowboys, his year with the team is one that Jerry Jones would undoubtedly like to be dismissed from the memories of Cowboys fans.
Unfortunately, the bizarre nature of the former West Virginia star is not so easily forgettable.
While he may not be the only NFL player who like-ed the strip club, he certainly is one of the only ones who seemed to be involved in every shooting that occurs at them.

See the full article from “FS Southwest”

Dallas Strip Clubs: Tori Black and Joslyn James Host ‘Sexy Celebrity Tour’ May 28-29

Tori Black and Joslyn James Host ‘Sexy Celebrity Tour’ May 28-29
May 27th, 2010 07:05 PM
LOS ANGELES—The Lee Network, the premier booking agency for adult film stars who work the poles in the gentlemen’s club industry, is pleased to announce that clients Tori Black and Joslyn James will be hosting the Sexy Celebrity Tour in Dallas, Texas, on May 28 and 29.
The extravaganza “tees off” on May 28 with the Tiger Tail Tournament at Cedar Crest. Teams will compete for prizes including golfing accessories, cash award and the chance to win a brand-new car. Additional activities include a pole dancing workshop, karaoke, massage therapy and an all-you-can-eat buffet.
After the tournament, the party moves to the Lodge for a lavish dinner buffet and awards ceremony, followed a spectacular after-party at Club Plush.

See the full article from “AVN News (press release)”

Dallas Adult Entertainment: Giants/Jets Survive Tense Vote To Land Super Bowl XLVIII In ‘14

SEEKING SHELTER FROM THIS STORM: In Miami, Greg Cote writes under the header, “NFL Goes Insane With Super Bowl In New Jersey.” Cote: “The league should be arrested for prostitution, because, in effect, the NFL has broken its own rules on mild-climate Super Bowls to reward the Jets and Giants for building a $1.6 billion stadium.” He adds, ”You’re going to play a Super Bowl in the bitter cold with a probability of snow by choice!? … Why play the biggest of all games in fair weather? Makes too much sense” (MIAMI HERALD, 5/26). SPORTINGNEWS.com’s Mike Florio wrote there is a “fine line between being edgy and going loco,” and yesterday’s decision “makes us wonder whether plenty of people have lost their marbles.” The Super Bowl is the “single greatest day on the American sports calendar,” and it “needs to be protected from circumstances that can make the experience something other than super” (SPORTINGNEWS.com, 5/25). In Austin, Cedric Golden writes the “most important game in professional sports …

See the full article from “SportsBusiness Daily (subscription)”

Dallas Strip Clubs: Thursday Morning Cupcheck – A Guide to Chicago Sports History

Tired of all this Dallas Stars talk that’s been dominating the airwaves? Here’s a welcome change of pace.
Good morning, hockey fans! Here’s hoping you bet the farm on Jaroslav Halak’s 0-9 record when facing 25 or fewer shots this postseason, and became rich beyond any easily-impressed GM’s wildest dreams. Last week we took science and reason and twisted them to our own nefarious purposes to prove Only-God-Knows-What; this week, I was planning on taking a break from the media circus surrounding the Dallas Stars and getting in a little R&R at my favorite rural Illinois strip club,
Phat Cows, but recent events in el mundo de hockey stayed my course. Of course, I’m talking about the historic Stanley Cup Finals matchup between the Chicago Blackhawks and the Philadelphia Flyers, two teams whose last Stanley Cup victories can be measured in geologic terms.

See the full article from “Pegasus News”

Dallas Strip Clubs: American Idol Winner (VIDEO)

Tuning in Wednesday night, Idol put on quite a show. It was like an American Idol family reunion, with winners of old gathering with this season’s past contestants to sing and Paula Abdul stepping onto the stage to speak. Building up the tension before finally announcing the winner, they honored Simon Cowell, who after ten seasons as Idol’s favorite judge, would say goodbye.
The performances of the night were good, except for Janet Jackson, who made me want to vomit. I especially enjoyed the return of the “Pants on the Ground” guy and Paula Abdul’s staggering and seemingly drunk dialogue, during which she made little to no sense at all before plunking her fanny down on Cowell’s lap like a stripper.
It seemed like forever before the Golden envelope appeared in Ryan Seacrest’s hand, and he held it aloft in Seacrest fashion for an eternity while Crystal Bowersox and Lee Dewyze trembled in anticipation.

See the full article from “Real TV Addict”