… You were traded for cash? That means you suck!” — San Francisco Giants shortstop Edgar Renteria, with a joking goodbye to teammate Kevin Frandsen.
“I could skate in a hurricane, and it never moved.” — Retiring NHL referee Kerry Fraser, on his trademark hair.
“When writers compare clean-up hitter to Ruth, they mean Ruth Bader Ginsburg.” — From David Letterman’s Top Ten Signs Your Baseball Team Isn’t Ready For The Season.
“Instead of giving signs, third base coach screams, ‘Bunt, you fat bastard!’ ” — From the same list. “PGA Tour dragging its feet on addressing concussions.” — Headline at sportspickle.com.”In a new interview with Playboy, Eliot Spitzer’s call girl Ashley Dupre said that Tiger Woods’ mistresses are wrong for coming forward. So I hope you heard that, ladies. You used bad judgment, according to a prostitute.” — Jimmy Fallon.
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