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Archive for February 7th, 2010


Dallas Strip Clubs: Airwaves: Super Bowl ads are sure to create a buzz

… The No. 1 body part discussed all week was the ankle injury to Colts superstar defensive end Dwight Freeney. Never has an injury to a non-QB been covered so closely and in such great depth. Obviously this guy is a great, great player. All indications are that he will try to play, but will be very limited. He is clearly the third-best player on the field behind Peyton Manning and Drew Brees. It is a shame he is hobbling because he is a difference maker.
•Boisterous and outspoken New York Jets coach Rex Ryan’s middle finger got him in hot water this week. He was attending a mixed martial arts fight while in Miami and apparently some drunk Dolphins fan would not stop harassing the very confident Ryan. Rex responded by flipping the moron the bird. I only have two comments on the matter that cost Ryan a $50,000 fine by the Jets.
No. 1: When you are in Miami, why would you go to some stupid MMA fight? Were all the strip clubs and martini bars closed?

See the full article from “San Francisco Examiner”

Dallas Strip Clubs: Daddy Simpson And Daughters Jessica And Ashlee To Star in The Sit-Com, Pops …

The two sisters Lolly and Holly ages 32 and 28, are constantly singing in the shower, in their backyard tree house, in church, and in their dentist’s waiting room.
The Buckholtz sisters sadly are horrible singers. They are constantly out of tune, they’re flat (but not in the tits department where both are D-cups), and they are forever forgetting the words.
The only thing that both girls have going for them is their looks. Both girls have knock-out looks and could be models or even movie stars.
One day they decide to put on their tightest smallest tank tops and tightest shortest short shorts and go down to the neighborhood karaoke club Buff’s Karaoke Bar & Grill.
The place used to be a strip club called Buff’s Buff Bitches. Holly and Lolly get up and sing the old Nancy Sinatra song “These Boots Are Made For Walking.”

See the full article from “The Spoof (satire)”

Dallas Escorts: For Super Bowl radio row, it’s all-excess

he scene? It is equal parts electronic orgy and all-you-can-eat buffet. Football is a gluttonous and insatiable beast, and here is one of the places it gets fed. Radio row, unlike anything you’ll see anywhere else in sports, at feeding time. Table after table of prostitutes and pimps, merging for money and filing the business transaction under something close to love. People get hurt sometimes in this kind of relationship. You can see them as the shells of what used to be Bill Romanowski and Nate Newton limp so very slowly from interview to interview, still selling.
It is in the cavernous Fort Lauderdale Convention Center. The Who is being interviewed upstairs somewhere. Queen Latifah is on all the TVs, being asked questions and answering with the sound down. The Cowhead Show, whatever that is, is broadcasting live on something called (obviously!) 102 The Bone.

See the full article from “MiamiHerald.com”