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More typically, Beane twits our expectations with quick little zingers. Topical one-liners like this (Tiger Woods? governor’s wives?) are an ancient tradition, too — a Broadway tradition. The puncturing often comes from Liz Mikel’s sardonic madame, the show’s comic centerpiece (her name, Hetairai, means concubine or courtesan). The role suits Mikel and her singing and comic talents so well, it’s practically a glittery, custom-made, form-fitting, Spandex catsuit, the show’s unforgettable sight gag. At different times, both the young women and the young men of Athens U. seek Hetairai’s hard-won advice about  sexual warfare. (When the cheerleaders show up at the Eros Motor Lodge, Hetairai exclaims, “Damn. Two-for-one lesbian night, again.” )
Just when one is feeling awkward about this example of  the black-woman-as-prostitute and the black-woman-as-font-of-Oprah-ish-wisdom, Mikel deadpans, “Oh, I just love solving me some white people’s problems.” This same basic comic technique gets applied to the well-spoken black player, the arrogant jock who, it turns out, can quote Walt Whitman and Emily Dickens — and so on.

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The director of a forthcoming movie about Martin Luther King Jr. has vowed he won’t show him in bed with a prostitute.

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Judge Coyle said Denton’s first reaction was to tell “elaborate lies” to the police about being taken to hospital by ambulance when she was supposed to be in court.
She had previous dishonesty convictions dating from 1997.
Judge Coyle said Denton had had a good upbringing and education.
She won a Miss Horowhenua competition and was a finalist in the Miss New Zealand competition.
“At some point, things went wrong for you,” he said.
She had issues with alcohol abuse.
He did not accept her claims of remorse and willingness to change her life, he said.
“You are fundamentally dishonest in nature.
“You offended without compunction, even against your family.
“You have no real understanding of the effect of offending on other people.”
Denton’s topless bar Rolla opened in November but has since closed.

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Johnny Depp Dead?: “Died in Car Crash Rumors & Hoax – Really the Johnny Depp Dead ? is he died in Car Accident ? Rumors are spreading that Captain Jack Sparrow Johny Depp dies in Car Accident. But the true is true and the rumor is rumor you know what i mean to say? – I mean Johny Depp is alive and he is living in France. Granted there are those that would rather die than be in France, but Johnny’s not dead. Johnny Depp Dead: Alas,Captain Jack Sparrow Alive and Well Date: January 24, 2010 Hollywood, CA United States of America He’s alive and well. He wasn’t in a car accident, he wasn’t shot, and he didn’t suffer a heart attack after getting a lap dance in a Dallas Strip club.

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Johnny Depp Dead Updates: “Died in Car Crash Rumors are Spreading” – Really the Johnny Depp Dead ? is he died in Car Accident ? Rumors are spreading that Captain Jack Sparrow Johny Depp dies in Car Accident. But the true is true and the rumor is rumor you know what i mean to say? – I mean Johny Depp is alive and he is living in France. Granted there are those that would rather die than be in France, but Johnny’s not dead. Johnny Depp Dead: Alas,Captain Jack Sparrow Alive and Well Date: January 24, 2010 Hollywood, CA United States of America  He’s alive and well. He wasn’t in a car accident, he wasn’t shot, and he didn’t suffer a heart attack after getting a lap dance in a Dallas Strip club.

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… Kirk” at We Are Movie Geeks provides a review of Gaspar Noe’s Tokyo-set Enter the Void, the tale of a stripper (Paz de la Huerta) and her drug dealer brother (Nathaniel Brown) which pleased some and was abhorred by many at the 2009 Cannes Film Festival. “To say Enter the Void is daring is putting the feeling of having seen the film into a single word,” explains Kirk. “This neither can nor should it be the case.  It has to be seen to be believed, and whether you enjoy the film or not, there is no denying the level of appreciation that should be given to it.”

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I Really did my best to focus on the band, Shuttle, because they sounded cool (even though the sound guy didn’t bother to show up). The crowd eventually got drunk enough to dance (which I always advocate), but there was a pervasive sense of seediness I couldn’t quite place. Maybe it was the strip club furnishings, or the cardboard poster of the half-naked cheerleader that fell off the wall and knocked me in the head. Or maybe I am biased to the energy that once inhabited this building and the memories I hold dear to my fleeting ideal of what sets Dallas music apart from the rest of the world. It’s not like that music is gone (I saw Bernard three days ago at Sandaga) — or even that the music that night was any less impressive, I really dig the cerebral intelligence of Shuttle’s electronic funk and Justin Barbee’s impressive simultaneous use of trumpet, keys, and distortion. But I would rather haul my cookies out to Fort Worth to see Shuttle, and that’s exactly what I’ll be doing.

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Ryan opened up a big can of worms. Do not let us down. I was at Qualcomm for the Jets upset of the San Diego Chargers. At this point nothing less than a Super Bowl victory is an acceptable outcome.
I had an argument with a friend (for the sake of the story let’s name my friend Horace) through text about this issue. He sent me a text congratulating me for getting to see my team advance to the AFC Championship game.
I responded that I do not want to be congratulated until they win another two games.
The conversation that followed went like this:
Horace: Bull. Getting to the conf championship is worth of congrats. The Jets are the only team left that if they don’t win there won’t be a major disappointment.
Gibberman: Haha from an outsider’s perspective that does make sense. For me it would be like going to the strip club and getting a lap dance – just a tease.

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Freeman wrote…
While the media ranks in popularity next to drug dealers, prostitutes, Dick Cheney and Simon Cowell, they are nevertheless conveyors of sports news. Without the journalists that cover the Saints, all fans would get is Kafkaesque nonsense from the official Payton politburo.
Freeman may be on to something with his references, but he got the order slightly wrong.&nb
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It has become customary in sports for bets to be made between the governors of the two states where the championship game teams come from. An insider claims there would be plenty of nudity involved in a New York and New Orleans bet.
“If the Jets win, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal would have to send ten of the hottest chicks from this year’s Mardi Gras Parade to New York for a private session with Governor Patterson,” said the source, who wished to remain anonymous.
On the other hand, the same source claims that New York’s finest hookers would be headed to see Jindal should the Saints win. The two governors have declined to comment on these allegations, mainly because they have not been asked about them.
New Orleans is known for their women during Mardi Gras, and New York is famous for their available prostitutes. There is little doubt that both Jindal and Patterson would be glued to the Super Bowl should these bets become reality.

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