Dallas Strip Clubs: STRANGE de JIM’S ZINGERS COLLECTION – JULY 29 2009
Stephen Colbert: “The Amazing Racism: What is the state of racism in America? I’m going to go with Alabama.” “Our parent company Viacom’s profits fell 32%, possibly because of the costly inoculations on ‘Rock of Love.’”
Conan O’Brien: Conan had William Shatner read Sarah Palin’s actual tweets as poetry.
“Glenn Beck of Fox News says Obama is a racist. Every time you watch Glenn Beck it’s easier to hate white men. But Obama’s having Professor Gates and Sergeant Crowley to the White House for a beer. He’ll serve Budweiser, the Martin Luther King of Beers.” “A woman was arrested for running an illegal strip club in her garage. For an extra fee you could step into the champagne tool shed.” “A man was arrested for the second time for having sex with a horse. He just couldn’t take neigh for an answer.”